People With J Names Are Kinda Like The Devil

People with names that start with M are just way better. They're almost saints.

Too Much Caffein

Some of us aren't like you. Some of us can't have that much caffein. Some of us get real depressed when we drink too much of it and everything you say will piss some of us off when we've had too much caffein. Some of us shouldn't drink caffein. But some of us think it just tastes way too good. Gwt off my back yo. Stop offering me your poison, that just tastes waaaay too good. Nothing bad for you should ever taste this good.

Too Much Spicy Gouda

I can proudly say that it has been many years since I have indulged in any food that would later lead me to regret my decision. But now as I sit hunched over in pain, I am in deep regret that I had eaten far too much spicy gouda the previous day.

Totally Happy and Completely Pissed Off

Hi. My name is Alysha and this is my life.

I'm 20 years old and am currently on summer vacation. So there's that. Maybe you'll just have to learn more about me as time progresses.

I like to think that my life is above stupid high school drama because you know, I'm not in high school anymore. But i guess sometimes you just can't get passed it.

So here's the skinny, I dated this guy for two years, we broke up almost two years ago. At first things were weird because we go to the same church but then we started to settle into our new lives apart. We still see each other all the time and have a few cordial exchanges but other than that we hardly ever speak.

Then in comes this other guy, we'll call him Chad (it's a really stupid name, bht makes me laugh). So Chad and I start becoming close, but for one big reason are not dating. I told my guy friends about Chad and before I know it word has reached my ex. I'm not even dating this guy, we haven't even talked about dating yet!

Then my ex boyfriend one night during our college bible study in an act of complete jealousy and immaturity told me that I didn't matter in front of everyone. Needless to say, no one was laughing. He just looked like a big jerk in front of everyone. I didn't want to stoop to his level of stupid and effectively deflected his comment. But now I'm just pissed off. What in the world is his problem?! It's been almost two years! I can understand him being hurt, but I can't understand him being so stupid (there are a lot stronger words than stupid rolling around in my head, I'm just choosing not to say them).

Him doing that just makes me want to do whatever I want and not really care about his feelings. I've been so cautious with bringing Chad around him because I don't want to have a guy around that I might not even end up dating anyway. But if he's going to be dumb then I just don't care.

Lesson learned, don't trust guy friends with information like this.